Syko Spaniel Films Ltd. are seeking male actors for the following supporting roles in our forthcoming short film, "Toss": Eddie - 35-45 Eddie is a troubled man. Ostracised by his family and deserted by his cat, Eddie seekes refuge in the weekly Masturbation Anonymous class at his local community centre. "Ice Man" - 25-30 This shadowy figure, known only as the "Ice Man" has been masturbating forty-two times a day since he was twelve. His decade of self-gratification has resulted in him permnently wearing a bag of ice on his genitals. "Dialysis Man" - 35-45 Having constantly masturbated since a young age, Carl "Dialysis Man" Harris has exhausted his "own" supply of semen. As a consequence, it is now necessary for him to receive testicle dialysis on a daily basis. The roles are, unfortunately, unpaid although all expenses will be reimbursed as well as the provision of meals and a copy of the finished film. Please submit a c.v., together with a recent photo (either .gif, .jpeg., .tif) to: cghandley@sykospaniel.com or, alternatively: Craig Handley Head of Drama and Development Syko Spaniel Films Ltd. 16 Union Street Merthyr Tydfil CF47 0EB Syko Spaniel Films Ltd. Registered in England and Wales no. 0465591