So this actor calls his agent and says..."I've been with you for two years and you haven't got me one job, one audition - I graduated from RADA with honours - what's the problem?" The agent says, "I've been expecting this call for a while now" "so?" says the actor "So" says the agent "I can't sell an actor called penis Von lesbian" "But it's my name name says the actor" "Just think about it" says the agent" think about a new new name" Two weeks later the actor calls his agent... "I've given it some thought, and you are right, so I've decided on a new name" "Great" Says the agent" now we can go to work, what's the new name?" "Well" says the actor" I have decided to call myself Dick Van Dyke" just a thought!