Looking for short *silent* comedy sketch scripts each about one or two minutes long, in the style of "Benny Hill meats Mr. Bean". They should all have the same stock characters: a very sexy and glamourous young woman, and a chubby twenty-something man. They should be both very sexy/saucy and funny but tasteful - we do not do porn. Please bear in mind the tiny screen and likely teenage audience. It would help if they required little or nothing in the way of other actors, props, settings, or other expense; although perhaps another sexy young women could be included. Settings like sandy beaches, fields, woods, and so on are available. Payment for accepted scripts is an intial £10 for rights clearance, and 10 of net profits attributable to the sketch for a period of five years from production. The scripts must be original and exclusive. If sales are good then I will compile several sketches as a showreel or pilot for television, probably after re-filming. I do not mind getting just one or several scripts from each scriptwriter. I am happy to give feedback unless I get too many scripts to cope with. Please send scripts by email in .txt format to richardbrownipswich@hotmail.com and include your name and contact details. Any questions - please append to this post. Thanks. Silver member.