Hi, I'm Tom and I'm making my first steps in writing comedy scripts and sketches. I don't have degrees in Performing Arts because I think that is equal to two years of masturbation and shitting through the eye of a needle. I've been through the mill and my humour has developed because of that. I've been homeless, been a drop-out drug-addicted layabout but now I've turned it around but some how I've kept a good sense of humour with it. really I'd hope to meet someone who is experienced in the business. I'd rank my main influences as Billy Connolly, Kenny Everett, Lee Evans and also the writers of Gavin and Stacey. If anyone feels that they could give me a kick up the **** and send me on my way to becoming an alcoholic, women obsessed mutimillionaire genius then let me know. Cheers.