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Denis Logan (2006-08-28)
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Even though this may very well be one of the worst movies ever, I loved every minute of it. Definitely falls under the "so bad it's good" category- it's an endurance run to make it to the end, but dammit, I love it! The one thing I actually couldn't stand was that it was too dark, but hell, I laughed my **** off. This is the 3rd time I've watched this. What am I thinking? I love it! Consider me a fan. |
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Cowell (2006-04-24)
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This film was terrible in every department. It wasn't remotely funny, was poorly shot, the sound was **** and the director, who also acts in all his films sounds like a robot. He speaks really slowly and has strange pauses all over the place. |
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tony romely (2005-11-11)
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The Perfect woman was the worst film ive seen to date. But im sure there are other eddie rex films out there. Bad acting, bad dialogue, bad costume, bad lighting, bad wigs, bad cinematography, bad direction, BAD! |
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GazzainSkeg (2007-01-14)
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What a load of ****. Mr Rex seems to think he cam make entertaining short movies. The fact is he can't. This film was absolutely dreadful. Everything about it was just awful. The lighting, the script, the sound, the acting, the plot, the direction....EVERYTHING.
I'll admit I did not watch the movie all the way to the end, I'm afraid I could not. It was just so awful. In fact, all of the movies that Mr Rex has made are totally dreadful.
TOTAL UTTER ****. |
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Hacksaw Jim Duggan (2006-12-23)
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Eddie... Rex... why do you... talk... with weird... little pauses? Does.. not... compute...
P.S... You...make...me....sick
Love Hacksaw xxx |
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Jonathan Wright (2006-04-05)
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I'd like to apologise to Eddie for a comment I made under the guise of Joggy Bear stating 'DON'T CHECK OUT HIS OTHER WORK EITHER'. This comment is unfair to make as it doesn't refer to the film and could be seen as discouraging and giving the wrong impression of his other work. However, I still stick by original view that I didn't enjoy this film and have rated it accordingly. |
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adrian taylor (2006-08-19)
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wot happened to monica? |
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annie (2005-10-11)
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interesting collection of phones ....... |
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Real Person (2005-12-30)
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Absolute ****. Anyone notice the majorly positive comments under the guises of famous actors? That premise is funnier than the film itself! |
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jOGGY bEAR II (2006-02-08)
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Terd |
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samantha smithson (2005-10-29)
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I've seen a snail move faster than the pace of this film ,really dross and hammy acting all round and sooooo slow,I had to fast forward it all the way through and in the end became so bored that I decided to watch my nail polish dry. |
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Laura-ellen Wilson (2005-12-13)
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I think it could have moved faster yes, but the man can only get better cant he! I give him 10/10 for effort! |
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Michael Grait (2005-11-11)
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Knob jockey! |
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Film dude (2005-10-26)
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Yeah the edits could be much tighter. This is toilet student **** that has got stuck in the pipeline of the internet highway and some nutter came along and unplugged it and let it through the system and made us watch. One day I will find you and demand the time you stole from me & made me watch this pile of dung. You dung maker. |
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Tom Hanks (2005-08-26)
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Very funny. Mad, obscure, unpredictable, hammy. But poten tially very funny. |
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Nick Boldock (2005-08-25)
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Well-made piece from a promising director. |
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Alan Hedgecock
(2005-10-10)
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needs a lot of work.. doesn't hold attention, sorry had to stop watching it ! |
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Leggy Mountbatton (2005-08-31)
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Wierd! and funny..... |
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John George West (2005-08-31)
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This is truly the worst film I have ever seen in my life, It is awful. The story and direccing is particularly bad. And that guy Eddie Rex is just too camp... I have seen better things than this come out of my ****. |
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Tony Williamson (2005-09-05)
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I've seen a lot of good films in my time and this is certainly not one of them. Very dissapointing. |
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Harrison Ford (2005-09-10)
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An outstanding effort from this talented, upcoming actor/director. I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more of Eddie Rex in the not to distant future.
Seriously I wish I'd known about this film before it went into production. I'd have subbmitted my CV with a request to be considered for a part. |
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Sarah Palo (2006-01-16)
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Have you ever kissed a girl? |
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jOGGY bEAR (2005-10-10)
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ABSOLUTE DIRE DRIVEL. BAD, DIRECTING AND PROBABLY ONE OF THE WORST SHORT FILMS I'VE EVER SEEN. DON'T CHECK OUT HIS OTHER WORK EITHER - THE FART CHRONICLES IS THE MOST UNFUNNY, UNORIGINAL AND WORST PIECE OF FILM MAKING I HAVE EVER SEEN - AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!! |
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Malcolm Sergeant (2005-10-11)
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Whilst I admire that up-and-coming film makers strive to achieve their goals and continue to have faith in their artistry, unfortunately, sometimes that belief is just plainly wrong. Mr. Rex's "movie" is absolutely pitiful. Jesus, I shudder to think that this film's ineptitude was somehow intentional. I want to cry. |
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Bluetone (2005-10-07)
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Could be tightened up quite alot to get rid of the unnatural pauses. Liked the scene with the guy trying to shoot himself. |
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martin glennon (2005-09-26)
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very very good give eddie rex 10 out of 10 |
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knightly (2005-09-26)
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I would have rated it higher given faster edits to tighten up the events. |
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Brandon Rice (2005-10-11)
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Um... I didn't really get it... some funny moments, but overall it moved really slow for me... |
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jOGGY bEAR III (2006-03-03)
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As that annoying cu*t of a dog on those Churchill insurance advertisements says, 'Ohhhh no, no, no, no, no, no!' |
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mysticcloud (2006-05-15)
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WHY? |
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Benjamin Gulick
(2006-05-27)
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I'm sorry but this is truely truely aweful the acting is bad, the sound effects are bad, the lighting is bad. the script is absolutly apalling, but i give you props for trying. in future i suggest you get outside help when making your movies... |
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Sarah Laine (2006-06-16)
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faggy bummer! you are silly you are, silly little boy, making your silly little films with your silly hair and silly face. go die or something, homo!
****! |
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Sarah (2007-04-04)
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Please kill yourself you horrible little s**t |
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Tom Richards
(2007-09-04)
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Eddie Rex is the Ed Wood of the UK Indie Scene. Keep up the bad work! |
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